Mom vs The One Armed Banditos

Mom is going with an aunt and friends to a riverboat casino today. From what I understand it isn't really a boat. More like a barge moored to the wharf with a small motor attached to get it in compliance. Anyway Dad and I are of the opinion it is good the return bus trip has already been paid for. Of course now that I've said this she'll hit the jackpot and bring back a full bucket of quarters.