Quotes & Thoughts For The Day

Number 1:
The next time a woman asks me to lick her finger I should just do as she asks. I could provide a proper context for the thought, but it's much more fun not to!

Number 2:
Isn't the chocolate good?
Yes it is. You know chocolate is an aphrodisiac.
Oh yeah, it is!
My theory is that if a woman doesn't like the aphrodisiac qualities of chocolate she must be a lesbian.
*pouts* Oh, you know I told I normally don't like sweets! *pouts more*
Hey you can dispel my theory pretty easily.
See this is why you should be in Sexual Harassment with me. You would be perfect!