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Saturday, June 11, 2005

Wisteria Lane Has NOTHING On Us!

I swear several of my neighbors are simply gossip hounds. The Cat Lady and I just had an interesting chat about things happening around our courtyard. My neighbor who disappeared didn't really disappear. I figured since FBI, mail cops, and local law enforcement asked me so many questions about computers and children that he had to be into naughty kiddie pics. Sadly I was right and he's been sentenced to 13 years. I rather liked the guy. He seemed cool overall, but sometimes you can never tell about your neighbors. Would you believe it all started with him getting pulled over for a D.U.I. and finding stuff in the trunk. I'm so glad my porn is of age. Chatrooms are for adults people! Please watch your kids while they are on the internet or you'll find them on the internet! Sadly who knows how long it'll take to foreclose on the unit next to me. I'm told it is a dive, and his family didn't want to spend the money to fix it so they're letting foreclosure take place. GREAT, a deteriorating property is right next to me.

Cat Lady is buying a house. One reason is because she just wants a bigger home and our neighbors are apparently Britney Spears/Kevin Federline wannabes. It appears I need to be on the lookout for choking, grabbing, slapping, filing of false police reports, trashing the garden, and other small and not so small stuff. Great. I'm so glad I don't spend too much time here.

On the positive side another abandoned property was just bought. The nice lady moved in during Memorial Day weekend. Not only that, but the day after she moved in she also bought a new car. I'm hoping she isn't an axe murderer.

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