The Wisdom Of Hyde

Kelso, if you get any more stupid you're wearing a helmet!

Wait a minute, you're Frenching kissing your girlfriend and you want to talk about her feelings?

You're supposed to be the friend and I'm supposed to be making out. If anything I should be mad at you!

Does Hyde even have a last name? Hyde and Fez are simply Hyde and Fez. Maybe they've gotten to the point were last names simply aren't needed?

From the other side I present the widom of Red Foreman:

In my day we used to call them degenerates. And we stoned them...with big rocks!