Getting Shot Down

I've been shot down before by women but only one or two of my rejections could even compare to any of these. The last one is my favorite:

"She told me she had to go buy the donuts for her Singles with STDs group. Point taken." —Greg, 32, San Diego, CA

Dr. Glass: "That's evil! I mean, come on—she really wanted to keep him away. She's got a great sense of humor, but she's on a power trip and uses it as a weapon. The hair-washing excuse is like using a fly-swatter on a guy; this is like using an Uzi."

#2 isn't bad either:

"She told me it wasn't a good idea because she was anemic and was having her period." —Joe, 54, Justin, TX
Dr. Glass: "Oh, God! I'm embarrassed just hearing that. That's too much information. She doesn't censor herself, so she could be a true embarrassment in front of other people."