Way Too Scary

This is too funny to not mention. You know that green outdoor carpet that often is put on a porch? That stuff that resembles a cheap grassy astroturf or something like that. Keep that in mind.

I'm stuck in traffic on the interstate and what is next to me but a full size Dodge van. All the sheet metal on the van was covered in that green outdoor carpet stuff. How drunk or stoned do you have to be to think that is a good idea?

If I only had a camera.