Monster Of The Gridiron

It must have been the Dwight Freeney jersey I was wearing. I was fast. No one could understand where I got the extra step. I could catch receivers with impunity. I swatted down a pass even.

Now that the Pro Bowl is over I guess I channeled his spirit. Not like he's doing anything right now.

A shame it was cold, wet, raining, and my team still lost!