The Bachelor for Barrister's Ball

Reality TV and eBay are two of the strongest influences upon American culture at this time. It's about time I use them for my purposes. I'm capable of thinking outside the box when needed so I've come up with an interesting solution to multiple problems that I see.

Problem 1: how to get more money into the Loan Repayment Assistance Program that encourages newly graduated law students to take poor paying public interest jobs? I like public interest jobs. It proves that not all lawyers are soul sucking hired guns.

Problem 2: to have a 'date' for the Barrister's Ball aka the law school prom on SATURDAY MARCH 5TH. I use the term 'date' only because female companion sounds like I'm talking about a hooker. 'Date' comes closest to my desire to have someone to chat with over dinner, dance, and possibly take a nice walk with along the canal. Yes I know you can go to the Barrister's Ball solo. A 'date' is not a requirement. I would simply prefer to have one. I'm a people person and women are people.

Solution: auction a 'date' with myself to the prom on eBay with all the money going to a charity such as LRAP!

That part isn't hard. I'm a witty conversationalist, can salsa dance, there is a meal and open bar involved, so being my 'date' is no bad thing. Getting onto eBay is simple and PayPal can handle the money issues. I can write a check to the charity. The hard part is getting a documentary to videotape all this for a special Reality TV episode. Since I would be somewhat borrowing ABC's concept of The Bachelor I should give them first dibs. Whatever money I earn from the licensing deal can also go to charity. Or is this idea more like ElimiDate?

I think I'm onto something here. Does anyone have an idea what I might be worth?