Harmon Rabb Catapults Off JAG

Harmon Rabb Jr, the lawyer every woman wants and the lawyer every man wants to be, will not be on the next season of JAG. David James Elliot has decided to leave the drama [Ed. military legal fantasy] after it's 10th season.

A new character to be introduced this season will replace Rabb. Okay that won't work because no one can be as cool as Harmon Rabb Jr. The character is so cool it survives such a goofy name as Harmon Rabb Jr. He almost approaches Mentos (TM) Levels of Cool. I'll break it down for you.

1. Fantastic legal mind.
2. Flies and lands the megacool F-14 Tomcat that a couple of dudes named Tom Cruise and Anthony "Look I still have hair" Edwards flew in Top Gun.
3. Drives a Corvette.
4. Partnered with Catherine Bell.