Your Call Is Important To Us, But...

If you're feeling suicidal in Beijing, China you may want to leave in order to get counseling. The suicide hotline is so poorly funded that 9 out of 10 users get a busy tone. Michael Phillips, executive director of the center [that doesn't sound like a Chinese person, how did he get to run it? Ed.] stated "It's very dangerous because they may be at high risk of committing suicide."

Thank you Mr. Obvious! Four people kill themselves every minute in China, YIKES!