Maybe an MBA isn't all it is cracked up to be?

I know in the eternal cat vs. dog debate on the intelligence of both critters there is room for debate. I'm pretty sure the smartest cat on the planet still can't be eligible for an MBA degree. Although as an online university you don't have to attend classes and if baby sitting and retail experience qualify for an MBA with a 3.5 GPA, I wonder what attending classes would do? Enough to get a J.D. perhaps?