Good Quotes From Yesterday

This should be a daily feature at times.

You see this? *holding up two $10 bills* We're going to make a big profit!
Have you subtracted out the $20 you and I put in so we can make change?
Umm..no. Crap!

I told you not to listen to professors. They don't know what they're doing!

There is the soft sale and the hard sale. Normally the soft sale involves some courtesy. I know you; I don't want to be courteous.

Look, don't worry about your feet. I'm going to move your hips for you and your feet will naturally follow.