Four F's For Women?

I'm normally not a fan of Monique and The Man on WENS for my afternoon drive home, but they had some good songs going for a bit. Monique says that these are the keys to what women look for in men (the Four F's):

1. Funny
2. Food
3. Flowers
4. Foreplay

Wait a second, I've known this formula for 15 years and I'm still single! *grumble*