Run Ditka Run!
This isn't even on the internet yet, but I just heard it on TV so it must be true ;-)
Mike Ditka, yes the Chicago Bears linebacker and coach Iron Mike Ditka, has decided against running for the U.S. Senate in Illinois. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
'Dit-KA!' stated that he was unsure how he would react with Senators that disagreed with him. That was the point! I wanted a helmet underneath his desk so when I'm watching C-SPAN with my beer and nachos and he suddenly launch a spear tackle against Teddy Kennedy I can do happy dance! Where's Terry Tate and is he from Illinois?
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