Wedding Related Activities

What happens at a bachelor party stays in the bachelor party! That megarule shall not be violated.
However, I shall tease you with some interesting quotes that were observed:

1. I’m sorry, but the flight has been delayed due to a part falling off the engine.

2. After rummaging around the engine room of a World War II aircraft carrier (Yorktown) bewildered by the plethora of valves, pipes, and levers.
Either a genius or an alcoholic designed this. Or an alcoholic genius!

3. Upon looking at the engine diagram that explained how it all worked,
Dude, this picture tells us exactly what we need to do. We can actually steal this one!
Excellent I want to take on France’s one leaky aircraft carrier.

4A. Charleston is obviously a popular place for bachelor parties. Some even come across the pond:
Look, those British hooligans are dressed with Wonder Woman tits and 2 inch nipples. Anything we do will be tame by comparison.

4B. Ties into the above quote: So that’s what happened to the British Empire.

5. Upon running into a bachlorette party that had preprinted name tags for themselves and friends: Anya Nees, E.Z. Lei, Miles Long-Sclong, Ima Beech.

6. You know that girl who took off her bra has already deleted that picture. That’s damage control.

7. Dinner hasn’t arrived yet and [name redacted to protect the guilty] already has won the Shroud of Stupidity.

8. This is not a full-size car and we’re full-size people.

9. Hey, don’t touch my ass!
I’m sorry, but someone shoved me and your ass was just there.

10. Wait a minute, the girl got the $100 AND she got the underwear?