Why Did Brian Put Himself In A Coma?

My brain was hyperactive due to the live coverage and commentary of NAIAS (Detroit Auto Show) on Autoblog. So much new hardware being unveiled is unnerving. So I'm in a coma to preserve my brain.

Once you get past some of the marketing speak you find some interesting tidbits on why a manufacturer designed a vehicle the way they did.

New Jeep Wrangler.
New Nissan Sentra.
New Dodge Caliber (not quite unveiled yet but will be this week).
New 50 state legal low sulfur Mercedes diesel engines.
New, new, new, new, new!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Okay I'm definitely going to the Chicago Auto Show in February to see/touch/steal all the shiny stuff.