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Monday, November 14, 2005

Sallie Mae Likes Me. She Really Likes Me.

*from a letter I received today*

Dear Brian,

We're in the process of consolidating your student loans, the current interest, all future interest, your firstborn child, your soul, and the next 30 to 145 years of your life. At least you consolidated before interest rates went up. Repayment begins soon and you may cry when the payment book arrives.

Hopefully the amount of debt you just racked up will buy more than most third world countries debt even though both are equivalent in size.

Have a happy day and career.


Sallie Mae

PS: Alan Greenspan thanks you for your support.

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