Testostorama!

*giant American flag on the wall behind me as herald trumpets play*

Men. Our time has finally arrived. We finally have a show to make up for all the times your mother drug your sorry butt to the Flower and Patio Show. This upcoming weekend from the 11th to the 13th will be an expo to celebrate the things that make us men: Testostorama!

"If men want it, Testostorama will have it." Motorcycles, power tools, billard tables, grills, William "The Fridge" Perry, musical instruments, cars, hunting supplies, casino information, cigars, sports, boats, big screen TVs, all that is holy among men!!!!!!

If I'm not teaching on Friday I'm heading to the promised land.