The Black Man Always Dies First!

From the party last night:

• Hey I paid $6 for that copyright! You think I want to pay $10 for the meetings.
• Eiffel Tower!
• Whoa girl, your getting nothing but head [ED. the keg of beer your perverts].
• Joe, how much did you pump this? I can hit the other side of the garage with this stream.
• Do you want to sleep on the couch tonight?
• Albert Einstein is zany.
• Don't get me started on the listserv.
• Dude you're officially out now. You're damn right I am!
• So you got a job lined up? Bwaa-ha-ha-ha! Oh wait you were serious weren't you?
• Wisconsin is a province now, eh?
• Canadians are so unscrupulous. They stole the great state of Wisconsin.
• Oh man I got eaten.
• Death by a pack of Pekingese. Just not a good way to go.
• Everyone go to sleep except the dead man getting food.
• Man, where are all the heavy drinkers?
• They have drive-thru bars in Louisiana.
• No, no, no, Brian is cool [nuff said].