Darth Vader Mugs Pizza Dude

I knew Lord Vader was down on his luck after having two Death Stars nuked on his watch, but I never imagined the Sith Lord would stoop so low as to mug the pizza guy.

"This is a criminal mind trying to think of things to do to victimize people," Osceola County Deputy Sheriff Al Dearmas told WFTV-TV of Orlando.

NO KIDDING! All black, big flowing cape, that odd breathing sound. Darth Vader is baddest man in black in history! He is the epitome of being a B.M.F.! (Bad Mother...) Go to the dictionary and look up 'badass' and there's his picture. When I was a pizza delivery guy that would have victimized me in a heartbeat. Dobermans are pussy-cats compared to a man with a lightsaber and force powers.

He [pizza guy] got back into his car to drive away, when Darth Vader, mask, black outfit and all, suddenly materialized. In a presumably commanding voice, the evil Sith Lord ordered the deliveryman to give up all his cash.

We delivered to the worst neighborhood in the area. No other stores would even touch this place. It was a dark and evil place and Vader could have easily slummed here. You have no idea how scary it was to hear the pocket change jiggle as mugging bait when I walked around with 2 pepporoni/sausage specials in hand.

The pizza man hit the gas and sped off, but not before getting a good zap from what may have been a laser blaster, a light saber or perhaps just a stun gun. [Nothing happened to the victim,] "[b]ut things could have been much worse," he added, possibly considering the awesome power of the Dark Side.

Obi-Wan Kenobi you're our only hope now!