Have You Ever Noticed ...

that the food pyramid put out by the U.S. Dept of Agriculture is very anti-Atkins. They want 6-11 servings of bread, rice, ceral, and pasta in a day. I'm not sure you can get 6-11 servings of bread and pasta in a week on Atkins.




Speaking of food, have you ever noticed that the tastier something is the worse it is for you? What kind of cruel joke on us is that?

Along the same lines, have you ever noticed that sometimes something bad can be repackaged into something good. I've always hated mushrooms. The texture is spongy and the taste does nothing for me. Over the weekend I was served some mushrooms that had some oil put on them before they were cooked over a charcoal flame. Being slightly burnt actually added some texture to and taste to them. I picked up a few mushrooms tonight at the grocery store.

One last have you ever noticed that the spam you get must indicate you're a really messed up individual. Todays check of my InBox indicates that I need not only a penile enhancement, but breast augmentation, and hormone replacement therapy as well! I didn't realize I was so sick. On the plus side someone in Nigeria is willing to give me $1 million dollars and I appear to need more education. A B.A. in psychology and J.D. are appearantly not enough learnin'.