I want THIS for my birthday!

Those who know my political and philosophical beliefs will not be shocked when I ask for THIS as a birthday gift. It's May 31st and the size needs to be XXL please though if the summer goes well I could be in decent XL size by the beginning of the fall semester. But shirts need to be comfy anyway.

I'm not a nut, I just love to collect historical things that make really cool noise :-) That's my story and I'm sticking to it!