Randomness

I was born in the 31st Century before Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked me back into the 20th.

I am the Seventh Beatle. The lads were deciding on who should lay the bass line down for the songs. Paul has the bass guitar and I had the tuba. Paul got the gig because he could play and sing at the same time so he was more useful.

The gust of wind that blow the side off a downtown skyscraper during the Final Four was my burp after consuming a Mt. Dew Baja Blast too quickly.




I really need to find some free time soon. 15 hour days are not fun.