"Major" League Soccer?

Jewboy, who teaches us all things concerning Judaism hence the nickname designed to protect his identity, has been on a kick concerning Major League Soccer. I'll concede it is a professional league, but on a professional level I don't believe you can call it MAJOR League Soccer. The oblong football far exceeds it, men's basketball, baseball, NASCAR, and I'm guessing hockey (there are rules in hockey I discovered last night) are sports larger than soccer (on a professional level).

Jewboy: "members of this group can name 3 MLS teams."
Thoughts in my mind but didn't say them for his safety: "umm..Rhine Fire, Barcelona Dragons, Ford Galaxie, Battlestar Galactica???"

Jewboy always defends his position passionately, but sometimes he needs to pick his positions better. Soccer??? Unless you're a passionate fan, no one really cares about it.