What Would The World Be Like If More Lawyers Were Like Denny Crane?

"I take the stairs every morning. Elevators are for Democrats!"

"I don't understand why people don't use violence to solve their problems. It works every time."

I don't know if you want to cook wih Alan Shore. "Don't eat the pink parts. They cause vomiting or death."

Of course Alan's negotiation skills are excellent. Send in some thugs to bind the evil weasel and force him to sign some papers. I didn't learn that in my mediation class. I'll keep that in mind for the future.