I Can Only Conclude I'm Paying Off Karma At A Vastly Accelerated Rate.

My assignments lately:

Friday: go do library work. Trust me this is my favorite school assignment.
Monday: be a theater teacher. I helped students rehearse skits and dances. This is a very fun class to work.
Tuesday: be an advanced English teacher. AP English and Senior Writing are classes full of nice mature kids.

I'll end up with Freshmen Algebra for Friday I'm sure.