Not Quite The Fast And The Furious

Okay, I want everyone to know that I am not a complete Mr. Cranky Ass today. I'm trying to be in as positive a mood as possible. So I present the latest getaway vehicle in Tennessee: the farm tractor.

"A would-be racer took an illegal turn around Smoky Mountain Speedway and crashed her pickup truck, while her companion made a low-speed getaway on a farm tractor."

One of the participants "is believed to have fled on a tractor from a nearby barn after confronting track owner Bill Garner. Police issued an all-points-bulletin for a "red Massey Ferguson tractor with a yellow engine and a red sickle on the back.""

Would you believe alcohol was involved?