What It Will Take To Win

1974! The last time the vaunted Boilermakers slapped the evil Fighting Irish of Notre Dame in South Bend. Many a year the losses were due to sending bad team into the heart of darkness in college football. Lately the teams have been capable of winning, yet suffered bad fate. Still this has got to be the first time the Boilers have been in the top 25 and Notre Dame not ranked for this game. If the Boilers still can't win this game, then I have a solution that will work one day:

*start dream sequence with the chessy harp music*

Joint Chief: Mr. President. The Ronald Reagan Orbital Defense Platform is finished and ready for a test.
Me: Excellent, target Touchdown Jesus.
Joint Chief: Mr. President, South Bend is not the enemy the Reagan was designed for.
Me: I am the Commander-In-Chief and I decide what a clear and present danger is. FIRE ON TOUCHDOWN JESUS!

*chucka, chucka, chucka, ZAP!!!!*