Why I Should Not Watch Morning TV

Having coffee and Fox59AM interviews someone from People Magazine about the 50 most eligible bachelors. Hey, I'm not on this list! They got the typical Hollywood crowd and the two guys who invented Google at least. I'm nice, I'm intelligent, I'm witty and humorous, I'm generous, I'm adventuresome, I ride my bike and play football, I treat ladies nicely instead of backhanding them across the room, and most importantly I'm eligible. I should have at least been interviewed. I coulda been a contender!

Perhaps we should come up with a more localized list. Top 50 in Indy or something like that.