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Tuesday, August 08, 2006

Truer Words Have Never Been Spoken.

Normally people climb on top of mountains and seek wisemen to get this stuff. I'll give to you for free.

*Roommate Whumpa upon seeing my return from the store.*
You got toilet paper?
We were down to one spare roll and I'm a firm believer in you can never have too much backup toilet paper.

*Roommate Whumpa after grabbing some lunch supplies from the fridge.*
Some of these strawberries aren't looking good.
Don't worry I'll separate the bad ones from the good ones.
*I take the strawberries out of the fridge.*
WHOA! Aren't Iran and Syria paying for weaponized versions of this?

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