I See A Flaw In This Plan.

Me: Dad, can I borrow your digital camera for a few days? I want to take pictures of the fallen fence and broken shed. When I write to the board they'll see what I'm talking about.
Dad: Sure, I can do without it for a few days.

The pictures are great. I never realized I needed a cable to transfer the pictures to my computer. Dad didn't mention this either. Oh well.