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Wednesday, January 18, 2006

I Didn't Need A Test For This. Where's the Maid of Honor?

I'm infected with some good germ/bacteria/microscopic death particle. Between a natural wooziness of my immune system and the OTC drugs I've taken my thought processes are muddy. Therefore you don't want any original thoughts from me today. Why does my head spin when I close my eyes? Please make it stop.

From the vast store of draft posts I present yet another useless quiz. However I did put in some commentary. Stolen and swiped a long time ago from that test taking fiend Robin again.
The Slow Dancer
Deliberate Gentle Love Dreamer (DGLDm)

Steady, reliable, and cradling her tenderly. Take a deep breath, and let it out real easy...you are The Slow Dancer.

Your focus is love, not sex, and for your age, you have average experience. But you're a great, thoughtful guy, and your love life improves every year. [ED. I would love to see proof of that.] There's also a powerful elimination process working in your favor: most Playboy types get stuck raising unwanted kids before you even begin settling down. The women left over will be hot and yours [ED. or extremely bitter and incapable of opening herself up to a good relationship is what I've noticed a few times]. Your ideal woman is someone intimate, intelligent, and very supportive.

While you're not exactly the life of the party, you do thrive in small groups of smart people. Your circle of friends is extra tight and it's HIGHLY likely they're just like you. You appreciate symmetry in relationships.

ALWAYS AVOID: The Battleaxe

CONSIDER: The Maid of Honor or The Sonnet
Your exact opposite: The Hornivore Random Brutal Sex Master [ED. They seriously need a link to all the answers so I can find out what the hell that is so I can stay away from it. Sounds like very bad porn to me. Which begs the question is there such a thing as good porn? I didn't think so.]

Link: The 32-Type Dating Test by OkCupid - Free Online Dating.

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