One Small Good Thing At Least

I'll paraphrase a little bit here.

Dear JobHunter,

Congrats on passing the bar. I have forwarded your resume to gods on Mt. Olympus and await their response. Should I receive signficant feedback I'll get in touch with you.

Thank you,
HR Gatekeeper to the Gods of Mt. Olympus

I'll send out a few more resumes tomorrow if I get back at a decent hour. I might be going on a road trip.