I Hope Santa Gets A Good Cardio

Okay who has time to figure all this stuff out? Seriously???

If Santa eats one cookie and drinks one glass of milk at every house he visits he'll consume 18 BILLION calories Christmas Eve.* Between going up and down the chimney, wrestling with flying reindeer, carrying around the toy bag I'm assuming he gets a good cardio workout to balance that out.

*Courtesy of Mrs. Clause on the Fox morning show today.