Can I Be Alan Shore Please!

My Christmas wish is to be as morally ambiguous as Alan Shore for one day. I could say whatever I want in a cute, smarmy manner for one day and not care. It isn't a thing about being good or being bad, it is purely about being amoral and intelligent about it.

Personally I prefer a stiff breeze against my rosy cheeks.

Oh, the Hail Mary from Rev. Al wouldn't hurt either. Sharpton is da' man! I would kill just to have him burst into one certain class for five minutes and give some Sharptonisms. *sigh* They never teach us the cool things in school.